I wouldn't trust you with a bucket of water if my knickers were on fire!

I reckon that Stonehege was build by the contemporary equivalent of Microsoft, whereas Avebury was definitely an Apple circle.

Oh, where are my manners? Do sit down. Pull up a small child.

She was a beefy young woman and, whatever piece of music she was playing, it was definitely losing.

It was written in some holy book, apparently, so that made it okay, and probably compulsory.

It's not morbid to talk about death. Most people don't worry about death, they worry about a bad death.

'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.