Despite rumor, Death isn't cruel--merely terribly, terribly good at his job.

Mort was hurt by this. It was one thing not to want to marry someone, but quite another to be told they didn't want to marry you.

We're philosophers. We think, therefore we am.

One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either.

No real sunrise could paint the sky Surgical Appliance Pink.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

It's either because of the number of times the scholar puts the boot into Peter Jackson the director of The Lord of the Rings films or is making a point they have never heard of.