I would not like it thought that I do not buy my own paperclips, sir. I enjoy owning my own paperclips. It means they are mine.

What's the good of having mastery over cosmic balance and knowing the secrets of fate if you can't blow something up?

She'd stopped reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about romance and knitting and started reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about orgasms, but apart from making a mental note to have one if ever the occasion presented itsel

Nothing but dust and fundamentalists.

So much universe, and so little time.

I dinna trust him," said Slightly Mad Angus. "He reads books an' such.

DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.