It was so loud and so deep, it wasn't really sound at all, just something that turned the air hard and then hit you with it.
Terry PratchettThe thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.
Terry PratchettVerence would rather cut his own leg off than put a witch in prison, since it'd save trouble in the long run and probably be less painful.
Terry Pratchett