In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story.

Anyway, why would you trust anything written down? She certainly didn't trust "Mothers of Borogravia!" and that was from the government. And if you couldn't trust the government, who could you trust? Very nearly everyone, come to think of it.

And that's what I don't like about magic, Captain. 'cos it's *magic*. You can't ask questions, it's magic. It doesn't explain anything, it's magic. You don't know where it comes from, it's magic! That's what I don't like about magic, it does everything by magic!

They say that the eyes of some paintings can follow you around the room, a fact that I doubt, but I am wondering whether some music can follow you for ever.

Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but her's curiosity could have massacred a pride of lions.