One day all of us will die but - and this is the important thing - we are not dead yet.
Terry PratchettYou had to deal every day with people who were foolish and lazy and untruthful and downright unpleasant, and you could certainly end up thinking that the world would be considerably improved if you gave them a slap.
Terry PratchettA marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
Terry Pratchett