Witches were a bit like cats. They didnโt much like one anotherโs company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.
Terry PratchettWhat kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.
Terry PratchettThey've got something they do it with, I think it's called a mocracy, and it means everyone in the whole country can say who the new Tyrant is. One man ... one vet. ... Everyone has ... the vet. Except for women, of course. And children. And criminals. And slaves. And stupid people. And people of foreign extraction. And people disapproved of for, er, various reasons. And lots of other people. But everyone apart from them. It's a very enlightened civilization.
Terry Pratchett