Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, "What happens if I do this?"

And when the Patrician was unhappy, he became very democratic. He found intricate and painful ways of spreading that unhappiness as far as possible.

If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.

Never build a dungeon you wouldn't be happy to spend the night in yourself. The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.

Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.

Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, which made him a sort of friend.

Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.