I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

It's the end game that people dread and that's what I'm scared of

The words are easy - most of them have already been invented.

There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.

Granny knew all about bad fortune-telling. It was harder than the real thing. You needed a good imagination.

Her singing always cheered him up. Life seemed so much brighter when she stopped.