All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.

Assassins did have a certain code, after all. It was dishonorable to kill someone if you weren't being paid.

Rings try to find their way back to their owner. Someone ought to write a book about it.

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

[Y]ou weren't born with a talent for witchcraft: it didn't come easily; you worked hard at it because you wanted it. You forced the world to give it to you, no matter the price, and the price is and always will be high... People say you don't find witchcraft; witchcraft finds you. But you've found it, even if at the time you didn't know what it was you were finding, and you grabbed it by its scrawny neck and made it work for you.

'Discworld' is taking something that you know is ridiculous and treating it as if it is serious, to see if something interesting happens when you do so.

No matter what she did with her hair it took about three minutes for it to tangle itself up again, like a garden hosepipe in a shed [Which, no matter how carefully coiled, will always uncoil overnight and tie the lawnmower to the bicycles].