All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.

I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult," said Granny firmly. "Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you're believing in gods. And then you're in trouble." "But all them things exist," said Nanny Ogg. "That's no call to go around believing in them. It only encourages 'em.

A push-and-go wooden duck on wheels can cause quite a lot of damage if wielded with enough force.

It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad

I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment.

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.

This was the definition of eternity; it was the space of time devised by the Great God Om to ensure that everyone got the punishment that was due to them.