Everything makes sense a bit at a time. But when you try to think of it all at once, it comes out wrong.
Terry PratchettDeath: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.
Terry PratchettDogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. Men made dogs, they took wolves and gave them human things - unnecessary intelligence, names, a desire to belong, and a twitching inferiority complex. All dogs dream wolf dreams, and know they're dreaming of biting their Maker. Every dog knows, deep in his heart, that he is a Bad Dog.
Terry Pratchett