Heaven has no taste." "Now-" "And not one single sushi restaurant." A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.

I write books back to back, and I work very hard on them.

Truly, he thought, the way of enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.

You call yourself some kind of goddess and you know nothing, madam, nothing. What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn. The smallest creature that dies in the grass knows more than you.

A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.

Don't you understand?" snarled Rincewind. "We are going over the Edge, godsdammit!" "Can't we do anything about it?" "No!" "Then I can't see the sense in panicking," said Twoflower calmly.

Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.