Its useful to go out of this world and see it from the perspective of another one.

The Auditors fluttered anxiously. And, as always happens in their species when something goes radically wrong and needs fixing instantly, they settled down to try to work how who was to blame.

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?

Balance. It was all about balance. That had been one of the first things that she had learned: the centre of the seesaw has neither up nor down, but upness and downness flow through it while it remains unmoved. You had to be the centre of the seesaw so the pain flowed through you, not into you. It was very hard. But she could do it!

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate.

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.

The kind of accidents you prefer to call...accidents.