We are monkeys. We like to chatter. Chattering doesn't cost us anything.
It was written in some holy book, apparently, so that made it okay, and probably compulsory.
Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn.
This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
Light died in the west. Night and tears took the Nation. The star of Water drifted among the clouds like a murderer softly leaving the scene of the crime.