... when your name is really and truly Percy Blakeney, pronounced 'Black-knee', and you still have bad acne in your twenties, you accept Pimple as a nickname and are grateful that it wasn't anything worse.

They looked at one another in incomprehension, two minds driving opposite ways up a narrow street and waiting for the other man to reverse first.

You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don't you?

Lord Vetinari lifted an eyebrow with the care of one who, having found a piece of caterpillar in his salad, raises the rest of the lettuce.

Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'.

When in doubt, choose to live.

Even the blind and meek and voiceless have gods.