...it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done.

You’d better tell me what you know, toad,” said Tiffany. “Miss Tick isn’t here. I am.” “Another world is colliding with this one,” said the toad. “There. Happy now? That’s what Miss Tick thinks. But it’s happening faster than she expected. All the monsters are coming back.” “Why?” “There’s no one to stop them.” There was silence for a moment. “There’s me,” said Tiffany.

There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn't rule the world. They're called Witches and Wizards.

Making money isn't something to be ashamed of. There's a feeling now that if you have money you must have got it by some kind of shady dealing or being an MP.

Where's the pleasure in bein' the winner if the loser ain't alive to know they've lost?

History tends to change people who think they're changing it.

Given enough coffee I could rule the world