Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.

Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture.

I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire," said Miss Tick. "There may be no survivors.

Journalism makes you think fast. You have to speak to people in all walks of life. Especially local journalism.

Modesty is only arrogance by stealth.

No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns was that, after watching them, anything else that happened seemed enjoyable

Even if it's not your fault, it's your responsibility.