Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted advisor.
Terry PratchettChrist managed to boil down an awful lot of commandments to a few very simple rules for living. It's when you go backwards through the 'begats' and the Garden of Eden, and you start thinking, 'Hang on, that's a big punishment for eating one lousy apple... There's a human-rights issue.'
Terry Pratchett