There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.

If he'd been a hero, he would have taken the opportunity to say, "That's what I call sorted!" Since he wasn't a hero, he threw up.

You know how to pray, don’t you? Just put your hands together and hope.

Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.

It was sad, like those businessmen who came to work in serious clothes but wore colorful ties in a mad, desperate attempt to show there was a free spirit in there somewhere.

One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.

Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge.