Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.

When much is taken, something is returned.

Money doesn't buy happiness, Gytha." "I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks!

Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.

People don't like to say Horror so they say Dark Fantasy because that's Horror wearing a collar and tie.

As a species, we are forever sticking our finger into the electric socket of the universe to see what will happen next.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do, if you ever find anything I wouldn't do.