Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.

(About sweeping).... What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.

I thought jet planes were just trucks with more wings and less wheels.

The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty and bloody-mindedness.

Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.

You have reached the end of cake

I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people.