(About sweeping).... What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.

I imagine that fish have no word for water.

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a door at the top.")

As a species, we are forever sticking our finger into the electric socket of the universe to see what will happen next.

I don’t think it's weak to admit you made a mistake. That takes strength, if you ask me.

Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.