Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze.
It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.
His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.
The second mouse gets the cheese!
Most of my schooldays were the worst day of my life.
Man just went past with a cat on his head.