I grow as many of our vegetables as I can, because my granddad was a professional gardener, and it's in the blood.

I was just a kid then. But I won't forget. Nor will others. There's lots of people with reason to hate the Church.

"And what would humans be without love?" Rare, said Death.

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.