Sister Mary was a nurse and nurses, whatever their creed, are primarily nurses, which had a lot to do with wearing your watch upside down, keeping calm in emergencies, and dying for a cup of tea.

Seeing things a human shouldn't have to see makes us human.

'Discworld' is taking something that you know is ridiculous and treating it as if it is serious, to see if something interesting happens when you do so.

If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

Many an ancient lord's last words have been, 'You can't kill me because I've got magic aaargh.'

What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting.