Rincewind gave his fingers a long shocked stare, as one might regard a gun that has been hanging on the wall for decades and has suddenly gone off and perforated the cat.

A good banana daiquiri is hard to come by. I've only ever found one place in this country that makes a proper one, and that's in Leeds.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth.

Neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes, but both reported it as a success.

Ninety percent of most magic merely consists of knowing one extra fact.

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!