There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.
Terry PratchettAre you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted advisor.
Terry PratchettIf the government ever imposes a tax on books - and I wouldn't put it past them - I'm in dead trouble.
Terry Pratchett[Science fiction is] out in the mainstream now. You can tell by the way mainstream literary authors pillage SF while denying they're writing it!
Terry PratchettFantasy doesn't have to be fantastic. American writers in particular find this much harder to grasp. You need to have your feet on the ground as much as your head in the clouds. The cute dragon that sits on your shoulder also craps all down your back, but this makes it more interesting because it gives it an added dimension.
Terry Pratchett