Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.
Terry PratchettYou were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.
Terry PratchettShe was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person.
Terry PratchettI tell you, commander, it's true that some of the most terrible things in the world are done by people who think, genuinely think, that they're doing it for the best, especially if there is some god involved.
Terry Pratchett