It's hard to be famous and alive.

Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?

Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them.

The truth is a fog, in which one man sees the heavenly host and the other one sees a flying elephant.

THERE'S NO JUSTICE, said Mort. JUST US.

Esk felt that bravery was called for, but on a night like this bravery lasted only as long as a candle stayed alight.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.