In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.

The short conversation that follows eventually led to a tree religion. Its tenet of faith was this: a tree that was a good tree and led a clean decent and upstanding life could be assured of a future life after death. If it was very good indeed it would eventually be reincarnated as five thousand rolls of lavatory paper.

It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.

This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here.

‎No one remembers the singer. The song remains.

Even a really bad creator would at least have started with Earth, Air, Fire, Water and Surprise.

HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You will soon be going on a very strange journey. Your lucky food is small cucumbers. People pointing knives at you are probably up to no good. PS, we really mean it about the druids.