I can no longer type, so I use TalkingPoint and Dragon Dictate. It's a speech-to-text program, and there's an add-on for talking which some guys came up with.

Chain-mail isn't much defence against an arrow. It certainly isn't when the arrow is being aimed between your eyes.

HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You will soon be going on a very strange journey. Your lucky food is small cucumbers. People pointing knives at you are probably up to no good. PS, we really mean it about the druids.

Raise the stakes! Always push your luck because no one else would push it for you.

You've got a lot of time for abstract thought when you've got your hand stuck up a dead badger.

Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!

Let's see, now... in HOGFATHER there are a number of stabbings, someone's killed by a man made of knives, someone's killed by the dark, and someone just been killed by a wardrobe. It's a book about the magic of childhood. You can tell.