He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.

Yes, sir, thank you, sir, and I wouldn’t trust me one little inch, sir. I knows a bad one when I sees them. I have a mirror.

A good banana daiquiri is hard to come by. I've only ever found one place in this country that makes a proper one, and that's in Leeds.

I think you should be proud of not being worse than just deeply introverted and socially maladjusted.

What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.

All holy piety in public, and all peeled grapes and self-indulgence in private.