Some people are confident because they are fools. Leonard had the look of someone who was confident because, so far, he'd never found a reason not to be.

This wasn't food - it was what food became if it had been good and gone to food heaven.

Another priest said,"Is it true you've said you'll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?""Yes."Vimes had a feeling about the immediate future and took a few steps away from Dorfl."But the gods plainly do exist," said a priest."It Is Not Evident."A bolt of lightning lanced down through the clouds and hit Dorfl's helmet. There was a sheet of flame and then a trickling noise. Dorfl's molten armour formed puddles around his white-hot feet."I Don't Call That Much Of An Argument," said Dorfl calmly, from somewhere in the clouds of smoke.

Or -- and this she knew was a far more accurate way of looking at it -- the book was true and reality was lying.

Voodoo is a very interesting religion for the whole family, even those members of it who are dead.

Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer.

I'm referred to, I see, as 'the biggest banker in modern publishing'. Now there's a line that needed the celebrated Guardian proof-reading.