Some people are confident because they are fools. Leonard had the look of someone who was confident because, so far, he'd never found a reason not to be.

There’s no point in believing in things that exist.

The people who guard the rainbow don't like those who get in the way of the sun.

She folded her arms and then shouted, "Right you thieving scunners! How dare you steal Miss Treason's funeral meats!" "Oh, waily, waily, it's the foldin' o' the arms, the foooldin' o' the aaaarmss!" cried Daft Wullie, dropping to the ground and trying to cover himself with leaves. Around him Feegles started to wail and cower and Big Yan began to bang his head on the rear wall of the dairy.

I try to make computers say things like You have 60 seconds to achieve safe distance.

What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

You can't remember the plot of the Dr Who movie because it didn't have one, just a lot of plot holes strung together. It did have a lot of flashing lights, though.