And Sam Vimes thought: Why is Young Sam's nursery full of farmyard animals anyway? Why are his books full of moo-cows and baa-lambs? He is growing up in the city. He will only see them on a plate! They go sizzle!

If you want to change a whole people, then you start with the girls. It stands to reason: they learn faster, and they pass on what they learn to their children.

I'd like to stand up for the rights of people who put everything on their burger - chutney, mustard, pickle, mustard pickle, tomato sauce... It is common knowledge in my family that I can't tell the difference between a veggie burger and a meat one, because the ratio of burger to pickles is so high.

I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it’s my business.

There were two ways of looking at the world, but only one when you are starving.

I have a living will and I have friends, and I have money and I have hope.

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.