One day I'll be dead and THEN you'll all be sorry.

I don't regret it, you know. I would do it all again. Children are our hope for the future." THERE IS NO HOPE FOR THE FUTURE, said Death. "What does it contain, then?" ME.

When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.

One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.

Some People think 'coven' is a word for a group of witches, and it's true that's what the dictionary says. But the real word for a group of witches is 'an argument'.

Many an ancient lord's last words have been, 'You can't kill me because I've got magic aaargh.'

Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.