If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do, if you ever find anything I wouldn't do.

When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.

Happiness is not the natural state of mankind, and is never achieved from the outside in.

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

Winners never talk about glorious victories. Thats because they're the ones who see what the battle field looks like afterwards. Its only the losers who have glorious victories.

The theater troubled her. It had a magic of its own, one that didn’t belong to her, one that wasn’t in her control. It changed the world, and said things were otherwise than they were. And it was worse than that. It was magic that didn’t belong to magical people. It was commanded by ordinary people, who didn’t know the rules. They altered the world because it sounded better.