Everyone was talking about the gap between my teeth, my monocle, the fancy waistcoats I wore and the seven-inch cigarette holders I used

Do not always assume the other fellow has intelligence equal to yours. He may have more.

Everyone was talking about the gap between my teeth, my monocle, the fancy waistcoats I wore and the seven-inch cigarette holders I used

Whatever the outcome of the day I shall never forget that you hit me when I wasn't even looking!