Michael Cole is a visionary!

It's pretty awesome. Mattel does such a great job with detail... I'm way better looking than Ken. Barbie's been hitting on my action figure the whole time. She actually asked the stocking people if she could hang next to me, but they said no - because it's PG.

Now I'm a little hurt. Let me check my tears in the reflection of my championship gold.

I mean, it blows me away that I have fans or I have people that know me in Iraq that are protecting me.

He also knows what king of protein I like, what T-shirts I like, how I like my dry cleaning to be done. He also knows how I like my stuff folded and put away into drawers.

I felt myself getting teary eyed. And I was like, 'Wait a second. You can't do that. You're the WWE Champion.' Then I went out of the ring, Alex Riley was there and we both celebrated together. Feeling his excitement made me feel even more excited.

Today I was in the gym benching 400 pounds. A-Ry is my witness to this.