Michael Cole is a visionary!

In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh.

Alex Riley does a lot of things for me. I teach him so many things.

Just heard who made who by ac/dc and asked a ry what movie? He had no idea. Disappointed. He will be doing my laundry today.

Alex Riley and I will be driving from live event to live event and if Ke$ha comes on it is blasted throughout the entire car and we are singing at the top of our lungs. So if you ever see A-Ry and me in a car you might catch us in an embarrassing moment of two 30-year-old grown men screaming 'You know we're Superstars.' We are who we are. DJ turn it up up up.

You're right John! I can't see you! Your movies aren't in theaters long enough!

I'm from Cleveland. I like thunderstorms; I like a little rain in my life.