Some people said I was annoying, but now look how far we've come.

No, listen to me! Look in my eye. You need to beat Randy Orton.

I have a girlfriend. I give my heart to her. She's around, she's everywhere, we travel together. She's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's everything you want in a woman. She doesn't complain.. but I can tune her out just enough.

I mean, it blows me away that I have fans or I have people that know me in Iraq that are protecting me.

You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking!

In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh.

I had Alex Riley out there as well and he's jumping up and down excited. You know, hugging me and the fans are going nuts and booing me.