No, listen to me! Look in my eye. You need to beat Randy Orton.

I'm from Cleveland. I like thunderstorms; I like a little rain in my life.

Today I was in the gym benching 400 pounds. A-Ry is my witness to this.

You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking!

I felt myself getting teary eyed. And I was like, 'Wait a second. You can't do that. You're the WWE Champion.' Then I went out of the ring, Alex Riley was there and we both celebrated together. Feeling his excitement made me feel even more excited.

Alex Riley and I will be driving from live event to live event and if Ke$ha comes on it is blasted throughout the entire car and we are singing at the top of our lungs. So if you ever see A-Ry and me in a car you might catch us in an embarrassing moment of two 30-year-old grown men screaming 'You know we're Superstars.' We are who we are. DJ turn it up up up.

You're right John! I can't see you! Your movies aren't in theaters long enough!