COME ON, I KNOW THE WEIRDEST THING. THE WEIRDEST THING IS THAT CHICK ............THAT CAME UP AND ASKED ME TO CUT HER WITH A KNIFE. ISN'T THAT THE WEIRDEST THING?

There's nobody quite as mean as people being mean for Jesus.

The best thing you can do is follow your dreams

Look at all these pigeons, think they can just trust us humans? You can't trust us humans!

I just think they look good on people. You spend a lot of time in the mirror looking at yourself when you have tattoos. Same way with other people. It just looks good.

It took like 5 hours to complete my virgin Mary. I was raised Catholic and it seemed like a good idea.

I beat myself off 17 times in one day. That's the worst beating I've ever handed out. I was so sore that it was hard to get that last load out.