My life is kinda like a story that if I told you about it, you probably wouldn't believe. It would seem like fiction. That's me.

Look at all these pigeons, think they can just trust us humans? You can't trust us humans!

I just think they look good on people. You spend a lot of time in the mirror looking at yourself when you have tattoos. Same way with other people. It just looks good.

It took like 5 hours to complete my virgin Mary. I was raised Catholic and it seemed like a good idea.

I spilt paint all over the bar, they almost fired me.

Going from playing a backroom of a bar to a show for 80,000 people...that's pretty wild.

COME ON, I KNOW THE WEIRDEST THING. THE WEIRDEST THING IS THAT CHICK ............THAT CAME UP AND ASKED ME TO CUT HER WITH A KNIFE. ISN'T THAT THE WEIRDEST THING?