Look at all these pigeons, think they can just trust us humans? You can't trust us humans!

I beat myself off 17 times in one day. That's the worst beating I've ever handed out. I was so sore that it was hard to get that last load out.

Going from playing a backroom of a bar to a show for 80,000 people...that's pretty wild.

My life is kinda like a story that if I told you about it, you probably wouldn't believe. It would seem like fiction. That's me.

I spilt paint all over the bar, they almost fired me.

COME ON, I KNOW THE WEIRDEST THING. THE WEIRDEST THING IS THAT CHICK ............THAT CAME UP AND ASKED ME TO CUT HER WITH A KNIFE. ISN'T THAT THE WEIRDEST THING?

Look at all these pigeons, think they can just trust us humans? You can't trust us humans!