Do you know what I like about your program? Even when I'm running the vacuum, I can understand it.

Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.

Do you know what I like about your program? Even when I'm running the vacuum, I can understand it.

When a man and a woman see each other and like each other they ought to come together - wham - like a couple of taxis on Broadway, not sit around analyzing each other like two specimens in a bottle.

If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it.

Nobody ever invented a polite word for a killing yet.

We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people ought to do is get outside their own house and look in for a change. Yes sir. How's that for a bit of homespun philosophy?