The internet is a series of tubes, and all of those tubes are filled with Joe Francis' semen.
Theodore StevensThe agency that is so strict on the way Americans keep their books cannot even pass a financial audit.
Theodore StevensI do have concerns about the current efforts to restructure our nation's intelligence community.
Theodore StevensI am not opposed to intelligence reform on its face, but any changes should reflect the current context.
Theodore StevensI just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially... They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes.
Theodore Stevens