It's not a party until the fire department shows up.
Being dull and boring is far more tragic than being tacky.
In college you have the license to do things you'll never do again, so have fun with it.
Practical storage pieces are great if you have a basement or a garage. But when you actually live with them day in and day out, they should be beautiful to look at.
People define themselves aesthetically at a very young age.
Mean people are no fun.