Oh these mathematicians make me tired! When you ask them to work out a sum they take a piece of paper, cover it with rows of A's, B's, and X's and Y's ... scatter a mess of flyspecks over them, and then give you an answer that's all wrong!

No Such Thing as Bad Results

It is remarkable to what lengths people will go to avoid thought.

If I could solve all the problems myself, I would.

Continued innovation is the best way to beat the competition.

Until man duplicates a blade of grass, nature can laugh at his so called scientific knowledge.

I know of over 3,000 ways [that] a light bulb does not work.