Nineteen hundred and three will bring great advances in surgery, in the study of bacteria, in the knowledge of the cause and prevention of disease. Medicine is played out. Every new discovery of bacteria shows us all the more convincingly that we have been wrong and that the million tons of stuff we have taken was all useless.

It is very beautiful over there. (last words)

Interest is the invention of Satan.

I'll try anything...I'll even try Limburger cheese!

There is much more opportunity than there are people to see it.

I believe in the existence of a Supreme Intelligence pervading the Universe.

An average American loves his family. If he has any love left over for some other person, he generally selects Mark Twain.