Baseball means Spring's Here. Football means Winter's Coming.

A major golf tournament is 40,000 sadists watching 144 masochists.

Decades after a person has stopped collecting bubble gum cards, he can still discover himself collecting ballparks... their smells, their special seasons, their moods.

I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.

Quarterbacks have to ask the crowd to quiet down. Pitchers never do.

There is no substitute for excellence. Not even success.

A good umpire, like a good FBI agent, is never noticed if he is doing his job.