I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.

The best place to catch a baseball hit by (Mark) McGwire is definitely not within the confines of the playing field, or sometimes even the ballpark. Other players dial '1' for long distance. McGwire has to ask for an international operator.

I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.

More than any other American sport, baseball creates the magnetic, addictive illusion that it can almost be understood.

When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. Itʹs obsession at first sight.

Born to an age where horror has become commonplace, where tragedy has, by its monotonous repetition, become a parody of sorrow, we need to fence off a few parks where humans try to be fair, where skill has some hope of reward, where absurdity has a harder time than usual getting a ticket.

Cheating is baseball's oldest profession. No other game is so rich in skullduggery, so suited to it or so proud of it.