Fun has no limits. It is like the human race and face; there is a family likeness among all the species, but they all differ.

Nature's bank-dividends.

Women forgive injuries, but never forget slights.

Wise men, like wine, are best when old; pretty women, like bread, are best when young.

[Grateful] Cheerfulness is health; its opposite, [ungrateful] melancholy, is disease.

Life ain't all beer and skittles.

A temperate anger has virtue in it.